Perhaps our government could take some tips from these two

After amassing a large amount of candy this Halloween, Cambel and Ada organized a sort of candy negotiation convention. They laid out all the candy in piles and then bargained for different pieces of their favorite candies. Ada may have been a bit confused about the rules leaving her open to some candy manipulation by Cambel, but in all it was a pretty peaceful exchange, leaving me to wonder why life can't always work this smoothly and efficiently--and why I wasn't invited.